To my boss.

Dear Boss/Super.,
Why is it that every time I see you I have to laugh??
I am starting to think that you are constantly on something. Either that or I just cant except the fact that your a really funny guy. Boss's shouldn't be funny, they should be mean and you should be scared of them, worrying about the fact that if you look at them wrong you might get fired. Boss, I'm glad that I don't have to worry about that. Besides that fact that I love having you as my boss, I will never forgive you for that time when you tricked me and said that you had Phil written up for sexual harassment, even though I said that I did forgive you. OR the time you made me tell a customer that was complaining about how we don't provide free parking that if she didn't want to pay for parking that she should take advantage of public transportation ie. "take the bus lady!" literally making me say that because you would be listening inn to make sure that I said just that...
To sum this up I believe I can speak for myself among others here, that there is something about the dull grim monotony of call centers... and if we didn't have ONE cool manager we would all be dead. So thanks to you for keeping us all here at SOL alive :)

the day I found out I was a loser

The worst insult that I have ever gotten... "You think I have it bad? well you've got it worse."
I've contemplated on this insult for a very long time after it was said to me, and Ive come to the conclusion that there is no such comeback except for maybe "F. You"
To be honest, the situation was actually quite funny and I should take it as a joke. But maybe I am really lame? What am I supposed to tell my kids? "Mommy was a big time loser so don't be surprised if you are too...?" That's messed up. to put that kind of future on someone. I guess I just wont have kids.
.... naw. I'm a bad ass and I'm gonna make bad ass kids.

Hope this fed your Katie's blog hunger :)

Ok gO

Just found my new love, not that I didn't love them before, but the band Ok go has this pretty sweet video. I look up to whomever thinks up their video ideas.
Check it out cause it's quite fun.

THIS TOO SHALL PASS