ENERGY

Monster.
Rock star.
Jolt.
Bawls.
Red Bull.
AMP.
Vault.
Stoaked.
Full Throttle.
Pitbull.
Nerd.
Bing.
Dare Devil.
Diesel.
NOS.
Rip it.
SoBe nofear
Tab.
Starbucks Double shots
Twisted.
......Anyways... I'm all Jolted up :)

"Energy drinks claim to provide people with increased energy levels that will keep them active & alert. Energy drinks are sold in grocery stores, convenience stores, bars, clubs, and in some areas, even schools. Are energy drinks safe to drink? Most natural health professionals say no."*
Well I say YES! It may not be healthy, and you may reduce your sperm count, (weather that be good or bad) but wile working at a dull job, energy drinks (including coffee) are key to getting through the week. Marketing of energy drinks is targeted to high school kids, and adults who are under 30 years of age and that's because young adults have the most hectic lives at that point.
Energy drink makers are pure genius! They provide a way to reduce stress without having to punch an innocent someone. By the way, if you know anyone named Phil, it's officially punch Phil day. (This was not my idea, and it was decided upon before energy drinks were bought today.) Imagine how rich you would be if you invented an energy drink. It didn't even have to taste good, and it doesn't even have to have energy. If you just have a good way to market it all to convince your target that it will give them energy the rest will be in their head that the drink is giving them energy... I think I might just design a energy drink myself. I wouldn't have to work a day in my life after the drink is consumed by thousands of collage students to stay awake wile cramming for tests.

-On a side note, the Monster M-80 and the Captain get along great if you know what I mean...

*RESOURCES:
1.) http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/the-health-dangers-of-energy-drinks/