2010

Many people would like to say that there is something that they want to do different with there lives like quit smoking, or quit swearing, loose weight.... Well this is the year to do it. Since the world is going to end in 2012, we might as well. There is no more excuses people! it's time to live in the present. Lets all repent so that when it's judgement day we all don't go to Hell.

Lets all apologize for our mistakes and befriend our enemies, Kiss the ones we love and make up for lost time. Take a long awaited vacation, or adopt a poor child from a different country that could use some loving and a warm home made meal.

Lets all live like there wont be a tomorrow. Happy New Year to all my readers i hope your 2010 is better than 2009.

MEN

Putting a new perspective on how I adorable men really are, STORY: Yesterday as I failed to post a blog, I went to my company christmas party. We had parked very far away from the venue, and my friend had worn heals. Bad mistake, but the dress code was business casual. Back to the fact that men are adorable in certain situations, My friend Mason took his shoes off and gave them to Ercilia... It was freezing cold out and the sidewalks were very icy. I was blown away by his compassion. Good job Mason you are a true gentleman and a scholar!

If all men were like this, the world would be a better place. Men, take a mental note, or write it down if you have to.

dumb roomies

My roommates are fucking dumb!

Cleaning check is tomorrow and they failed to tell me that I would have to buy new drip pans for the stove tops because they were fucking disgusting and impossible to clean! All I wanted to do was go home clean up the kitchen and go to bed. Yes, I know it's Friday, but this week kicked my butt with midterms and all. So the new pans ended up costing me $10.00 that I didn't want to spend. FML.

Test Anxiety

Tests fucking suck. no one likes them and you don't ever learn anything from them... well that's not true. It's very possible to learn a lot from cramming for a final. But like I had mentioned before test taking does suck. I wish that everyone could have their own stress folder where they can store all their stress and empty it into the middle of nowhere when it gets full, which for a lot of people, it would have to be emptied out 3-4 days a week. Doing some research, I do have stress anxiety and it's no good. I wonder if you could get prescribed tripy medication for that...?? It's considered a disease... why not?

HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE TEST ANXIETY? (Not that you wouldn't know)

You probably have test anxiety if you answer YES to four or more of the following:

1. I have a hard time getting started studying for a test.
2. When studying for a test, I find many things that distract me.
3. I expect to do poorly on a test no matter how much or how hard I study.
4. When taking a test, I experience physical discomfort such as sweaty palms, an upset stomach, a headache, difficulty breathing, and tension in my muscles.
5. When taking a test, I find it difficult to understand the directions and questions.
6. When taking a test, I have difficulty organizing my thoughts.
7. When taking a test, I often "draw a blank."
8. When taking a test, I find my mind wandering to other things.
9. I usually score lower on a test than I do on assignments and papers.
10. After a test, I remember information I couldn't recall during the test.*

If you ever need some help with some study/notes/test taking skills here's a good website for ya. CLICK HERE B :)


*Resources-
http://www.how-to-study.com/study-skills/en/taking-tests/47/test-anxiety/

Chocolate Cake

OMG! Let me just first say ... Phil, I love you for bringing me thee best cake ever today!
Anyone who hasnt had Gandolfos Chocolate muse cake before, needs to stop reading this lame ass blog, get in the car, and get your butt there and get some. It's like the earth hit the breaks and nothing else matters, like time just stops for the moment your eating it. I bet you that's how God feels every second of every day.

Goodmorning Sunshine!

Well well well... second day in a row that it has been warmer than usual outside for a mid-December day in Utah. Take that non global warming believers! The polar bears ARE going to die! Muahhahahah!

Ha ha! Just kidding about that last note. I would cry if the polar bears died. Even though they are the most dangerious bears out there FYI...

**I havent had very many good blogs posted these past few days, but I would like to make it up to you by posting the lyrics to one of my new favorite songs. I will even post a link to it so you can personally listen to it! How nice am I? So I went to High School with this cat, he's straight from MI just like my boy Em but he's got sicker rhymes than Ice Cube.

MdotK (Freakin Genius!) Add him on FB. He's gonna make it big B!

Hells Countdown-

You heard my heartbeat but I dont skip a beat

Got to the top standin on my own feet
I walk down your street with a machete and a mask
Call me Jason how I put a whoopin on that ass
Friday the 13th everybodies worst day
I come thru and spit like aerosal spray
Get my chainsaw im bout to mash on these fools
I spit razor blades make your blood fill up a pool
Then I grab the mic cuz that is my tool
I am the man thats the number 1 rule
Break my rules close your eyes and begin to pray
Your body is inside out like a mothafuckin X-Ray
You cant remember this you cant remember that
You aint my dog you a snake you just a rat
Im as fly as a bat when I jump on the scene
Im spittin nightmares remember this aint no dream

Excuses, excuses...

I'm sorry if I've ever done this to you, but... if I don't want to hang out with you I will make up an excuse to not hang out with you.
Not a big deal and some people will get the point, but if I don't respond to your text messages or FB chats for a consecutive 5+ days in a row... STOP ASKING! do you not get the point that people are too nice to say "STFU", or "no, I don't want to hang out with you."
Get the picture?

too tired to title

Fuck this, fuck you, fuck your couch!

there is no use being a nice person in the world these days. Everyone is just going to use you in the end anyways. Im not quite sure where this one is going, but wow, ignorant people piss me off.

"Suddenly between sheets and eyelids I am reminded why I don't do this
I fall in love far too quickly
I never want her to forget me
When you're gone
Will you call?
Will you write?"

BEST DAY EVER

It's Thursday the 10th of October of the year 2009.
After talking it over with my co-workers and it's quite the dispute at what the best day of the week is and why.
"...Wednesday because the week is half over."
"...Thursday because tomorrow would be Friday."
"...Friday.. isnt that the most logical favorite day?"
Id like to know what the worst day of the week is as well. Some people say...
"...Monday because the weekend is over."
"...Wednesday because your burnt out."
"...Everyday."


Anyway, just a fun topic. Comment and let me know what you think.
Have a nice day!

ENERGY

Monster.
Rock star.
Jolt.
Bawls.
Red Bull.
AMP.
Vault.
Stoaked.
Full Throttle.
Pitbull.
Nerd.
Bing.
Dare Devil.
Diesel.
NOS.
Rip it.
SoBe nofear
Tab.
Starbucks Double shots
Twisted.
......Anyways... I'm all Jolted up :)

"Energy drinks claim to provide people with increased energy levels that will keep them active & alert. Energy drinks are sold in grocery stores, convenience stores, bars, clubs, and in some areas, even schools. Are energy drinks safe to drink? Most natural health professionals say no."*
Well I say YES! It may not be healthy, and you may reduce your sperm count, (weather that be good or bad) but wile working at a dull job, energy drinks (including coffee) are key to getting through the week. Marketing of energy drinks is targeted to high school kids, and adults who are under 30 years of age and that's because young adults have the most hectic lives at that point.
Energy drink makers are pure genius! They provide a way to reduce stress without having to punch an innocent someone. By the way, if you know anyone named Phil, it's officially punch Phil day. (This was not my idea, and it was decided upon before energy drinks were bought today.) Imagine how rich you would be if you invented an energy drink. It didn't even have to taste good, and it doesn't even have to have energy. If you just have a good way to market it all to convince your target that it will give them energy the rest will be in their head that the drink is giving them energy... I think I might just design a energy drink myself. I wouldn't have to work a day in my life after the drink is consumed by thousands of collage students to stay awake wile cramming for tests.

-On a side note, the Monster M-80 and the Captain get along great if you know what I mean...

*RESOURCES:
1.) http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/the-health-dangers-of-energy-drinks/

SNOOOOW!

EFF THE SNOW!
Snow is a type of precipitation in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel. *
Most of you readers know that I'm from Michigan. Being in the northern part of the US, you would say that I'm used to the cold... No. Your wrong! Utah just got a shit load of snow dumped on us the past two days and I'm not a happy camper. Screw this shit! I'm moving to Florida! Summer is just too short and I cant take the cold anymore. Plus snow makes your car is constantly dirty... if you don't have good tires, you can get stuck in snow, it's always icy so accidents are a bigger risk. Snow is wet, and so makes the sidewalks and therefor the bottom of your jeans are always wet, which makes you constantly cold. That is truly thee worst part of of the snow... in my eyes.
So... if anyone wants to send me a letter in the mail, call me and ill give you my address to where I will be living in Florida. Hope you all enjoy the cold. Have a nice day. Make a snowman or something.

*References: 1.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow

New Restaurants

Orem, Utah. In-N-Out. One of the best known fast food restaurants on the west coast. In 1948, the first In-N-Out Burger was founded by Harry and Esther Snyder in Baldwin Park.*1
There are no microwaves or freezers so you know that your getting fresh food.
On a personal note... I would just like to say that Harry and Ether Snyder are my heroes. and how genius are they??! yeah.. pretty amazing.
In-N-Out just came to Orem Utah so there is a non stop 30 car pile up trying to get through the drive through.. and by the way... did you know that they started the first drive-thru?? proof again that they are amazing.
TIP: If anyone is ever mean to you, you can make them apologize by buying you dinner at In-N-Out :)
There really is not any point to why I'm writing a blog about a dumb fast food restaurant... But I must say that new restaurants even if they are the most amazing, I have come to realize that you must wait out the opening day rush for at least a month... because no restaurant even In-N-Out is worth long lines and chaos.
"Give customers the freshest, highest quality foods you can buy and provide them with friendly service in a sparkling clean environment." -Esther Snyder *1

*Resources: 1.) http://www.in-n-out.com/history.asp

That icky love stuff

SO... I'm in Love.
yeah that's pretty much all I have to say about that.

I'm not one that would normally say something like that because love is overrated. No one knows what it is and the people that think they know what it is thinks that it's something other than the next person that thinks they know what it is. So no one really knows, not even the dictionary...
love–noun

1.	a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.

2.	a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.

3.	sexual passion or desire.

4.	a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

5.	(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?

6.	a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.

7.	sexual intercourse; copulation.

8.	(initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.

9.	affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.

10.	strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.

11.	the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.

12.	the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.

13.	Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.

14.	a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.

(*1)
There is over 14 definitions to the word LOVE as a noun. My point proven. No one knows.

Now I might get a little personal here... For those of you who know me, when I was 15 my parents got divorced. I'm hesitant to tell people this but it fucked me up. In a way that I don't want to fall in love, and that I'm afraid not to fall in love. I can't hold a relationship longer that a few months, but I fall fast. My last boyfriend, I have no reason why I was with him. I was not attracted to him or any of his qualities. Maybe it was because I was afraid to be alone. It's a possibility.
My dad left my mom for a stripper. After two marriages my mom ended up meeting someone on the internet and got married after 2months. My mom is happier than could ever be. My dad is now married to a witch and he...well lets say he could be happier. (I personally liked the stripper better.)
After years of being an irresponsible person Ive finally realized what I want for the rest of my life, and how to get it. The problem is doing what I need to do to get it IE. quit smoking, go to church, quit being a whore... etc. Back to the point that I am in love... I believe I really am. It sucks. I hate it. It makes me sick to my stomach. "I think ill go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy & hearts skipping beats... that can't be safe." Love side effects suck ass. Can we all just feel the same about everyone?
I don't know, maybe I'm not in love... maybe it's just in my head.


**That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
-Sixteen Candles

*References:
1.) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/love

Quitting is for Quitters

Smoking...
Well for those of you who know me, Ive been quite a bitch since I quit smoking. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to... be a better person?? I guess it all started when that lame smoking commercial came out about the 25 year old that died of smoking. They show his blood vessels and all that extra fat deposits that comes out of them... That's pretty much all I know of the commercial because I stopped watching it once they showed that part. Hens forth why I quit smoking for good this time.
FUN FACT-SMOKING KILLS:
One in two lifetime smokers will die from their habit. Half of these deaths will occur in middle age.(*1) Shit! that includes me.
Smoking will causes diseases like...

• heart disease
• cancers of the lung, larynx, oral cavity, and esophagus
• chronic bronchitis
• emphysema
• chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD or COLD) (*2)

Now that all you smokers out there are well informed about how you will die... GOOD LUCK!
Yellow teeth and fingers is UN- attractive, so is smelling like smoke. unless your dating a smoker then... I guess your in the clear. BUT... your are more likely to get a hot-ass being a non smoker. Do I know this from experience? ...EH. but it makes sense doesn't it?

*References:
1.) http://www.quit-smoking-stop.com/harmful-smoking-effects.html
2.) http://www.quit-smoking-stop.com/smoking-diseases.html

You got jokes son?

Oh goodness...
Well, I don't even know.
I guess I'll start with this... Why is it that people are so serious about things, they cant take a joke? and why cant people take anything seriously that it's all a joke to them? It's all one big circle. So, what side do you choose? There has to be some kind of line of what you can joke on and what not to.

Friends can joke, but can friends in the workplace joke? Probably not a good idea.

Im hesitant to write about this subject because my opinion sits on the fence. Yeah, I know how to take a joke but should you be goofing off in the professional setting? Well, lets take this question apart.

Can friends joke? Yes. Because your a stiff mother fucker if you don't. Joking around is fun, why not do it?

Goof off in a professional setting? No. It's disrespectful to both you and the setting.

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood and cant take a joke today but keep in mind you jokesters out there, make sure the person you pull the prank on isn't already in a bad mood that day, you might be about to push the last button they can take.

*Tomorrow's topic, Smoking- quitting is for quitters.

Blind Dates

I hate blind dates. Ive never liked them. But after last night, Wow.
Ive tallied this subject with my co workers, and basically no one likes blind dates. (depending on who sets them up. Thank you Hannah.)
So my question is, Why do you always have to send your friend a picture to send to their date to send to their friend?? This always confuses me. Do your looks make or break the decision on if they will go on the already agreed upon date? GOSH! who cares. weather your beautiful beyond belief or look like Satan ass, it's just skin.
Second question: When is a good time to call?
Well, If the date went well and you didn't puke on the other kid, then yeah wait till the next day to text/call. Because if you call/text directly after the date then it doesn't give the other person time to call their friends and tell them what an amazing time you had.
Third Question: Who should be the one to call first? The guy of course! No, I'm not just saying this because I'm a girl, but girls are self conscious, just because you ask for her number boys, doesn't mean that you had a good time. Us girls don't know if your just bluffing because you feel bad for us. But if you do have the guts to ask for our number then freakin call us! don't delay, call today! don't leave us hangin. rude.
Girls, if you are the only one to get the number then you as well wait till the next day. and at a good time not at two in the morning! at a reasonable time for god sake... anywhere between the hours of noon and four pm is good, because you probably wont be catching the other person in an awkward moment at that time unless they are getting lunch nookie.
Conclusion... Even if you say you hate them, blind dates are awesome. they are a thrill, a good high of adrenaline. You never know what your gonna get....just like a box of chocolates :)

Rape?

Where is the line?
Today wile making out with the guy I've been using, I said to myself, "I don't want to be doing this." Wile I tried to make it obvious that I did not want to make out anymore, since he was getting a little hot and heavy... he continued, not getting my hints. Now to my understanding we have already had the "were just friends talk." Yet we have been making out a lot for the past couple weeks, but should that change the fact that we DID have the talk? No! It should not, at least that's my opinion on the situation.
He probably thought that I was really bad at making out because I was definitely not into the moment. Some part of me felt bad for the fucker, so I said "oh well." No, we didn't "do it" for all you sick assholes out there, we just made out.
The point to this blog entry, is as I stated before, Where is the line? Is it in your head? Is it when you say out loud "no?" As a major chapter in my current Ethics class, I've had a lot of time to think on this. In the legal system, rape is at the point where no is said out loud. I have also recently learned that a rapist will hardly ever do time. Unless it is a statutory rape, the rapist will at most get community service and probation for several years along with counseling. Uh... that's fucked up.
Anyway, to make a long story short. I was just concerned that maybe us girls are getting raped because we are too nice. Too nice to say no. WTF.

REASON

BlOG: noun. A weblog. To write entries in, add material to, or maintain a weblog. *1.

I Have no reason to start a blog. Not that anyone wants to read what I have to say anyway, nor do I have time to write anything. Maybe I'll find interest in this, and pull out the creativity in my mind through writing my thoughts down. I can not promise that they will be sober thoughts, though they are the best thoughts, I will try and entertain myself.

*ReFerences:

1. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Blog